| Name | Last Game | Degrees | Games | Account Age |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Abalus | 11 years, 2 months ago | 27° | 373 | 11 years, 5 months old |
| Faballous | 6 years, 5 months ago | 86° | 4,605 | 12 years, 6 months old |
| HrabalRouser | 9 years, 2 months ago | 55° | 1,249 | 11 years, 10 months old |
| Daba Clause | 2 years, 3 months ago | 13° | 162 | 9 years, 10 months old |
| Alball Camus | never | 21° | 275 | 12 years, 7 months old |
| BA Ballracus | 9 years, 9 months ago | 18° | 131 | 9 years, 9 months old |
| cabapplenuts | 10 years, 4 months ago | 83° | 4,316 | older than dirt |
| RabidWalrus | 18 days, 17 hours ago | 54° | 1,553 | older than dirt |
| iamthebalrus | 8 months, 8 days ago | 165° | 13,749 | 12 years, 8 months old |