| Name | Last Game | Degrees | Games | Account Age |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Schlong | 10 days, 20 hours ago | 76° | 2,401 | 7 years, 9 months old |
| SchlongJack | 11 years, 9 months ago | 52° | 1,173 | older than dirt |
| LongSchlong | 5 years, 11 months ago | 29° | 500 | 8 years, 1 month old |
| Long Schlong | 8 years, 7 months ago | 23° | 412 | 9 years, 8 months old |