| Name | Last Game | Degrees | Games | Account Age |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| a cow | 4 years ago | 25° | 355 | 9 years, 2 months old |
| local cow | 3 days, 8 hours ago | 108° | 6,706 | 3 years, 10 months old |
| Angry Clown | 8 years, 2 months ago | 96° | 4,882 | 12 years, 9 months old |
| Sam Schalow | 7 years, 6 months ago | 60° | 3,139 | older than dirt |
| Status Crow | 10 years, 11 months ago | 19° | 409 | 12 years, 3 months old |